← the garden

🪴 florian

Crassula ovata 'Gollum' · gollum jade

healthyOut back (own pot)

🧬 genusCrassula ovata💧 waterSoak, then bone-dry🪨 soilGritty, fast-draining🐾 pets⚠️ Toxic to Cinder🌱 feed~every 60 days in season📍 originSplit from the Dreamgrove trough

⚔️ arena card

🪴 florianThe Crocodile
lv 85
HP9
MP5
ATK8
DEF9
SPD4
🏟️ Florida -1 (jade hates frost)
✦ Death Roll been in the dungeon longer than anyone. Gnarly, armored, still here.

"You can take a limb. I will simply grow another."

⏳ then → now

florian then
then · 2025-10-13
florian now
now · 2026-06-18

8 months surviving the Florida arena

📸 babies → now 3

florian 1
2025-10-13 · early shot in the toilet planter
florian 2
2026-06-13 · moved out of the gnome garden into its own pot
florian 3
2026-06-18 · fresh on the shelf

📝 log

🌿 identification

Gollum jade, Crassula ovata 'Gollum'. Tubular green leaves with reddish suction-cup tips. The classic finger / ET jade.